Sunday, June 21, 2009

Omegle #2

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: whats your fav porn?
You: Hold on let me think for a bit
Stranger: i aint got all day baby
You: BOKU NO SEXUAL HARASMENT FOR SURE
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: heyllow =)
Stranger: from?
You: USA
Stranger: old? i'm France
You: You're France? I've never somebody that is a country before.
You: I'm young actually not old
Stranger: i'm sorry from France
You: OH
You: What's France sorry for? They've never done anything wrong
Stranger: youre a boys!,?
You: I am a boys!,
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hey^^
Stranger: i am hungry
You: I just ate
You: He was young so I felt bad eating him but I had to eat something(Or Somebody as it seems to always be these days)
Stranger: so?
You: No, it was So, his name was Jeff
You: *Wasn't
You: His name was Jeff, NOT So
Stranger: who is he ?
You: My dinner
Stranger: who was he
You: I just finished eating him
Stranger: than whats ur name
You: My name is Stranger
Stranger: (u ll be my dinner)
You: Stranger Smith
Stranger: nice 2 meet u
Stranger: stranger xD
Stranger: i am stranger, too
You: I thought your name was You
Stranger: its my nickname
You: Ah
Stranger: my real name is stranger
Stranger: n i must eat smething
Stranger: i wanna eat u
Stranger: can i eat u ?
You: Man, I could sure go for some fruit right now, too bad it's all gone =(
You: Nah, I'd rather you don't attempt to eat me over the internet
Stranger: can i eat ur any piece ?
You: My WHAT>!
You: What's An Any Piece?!
Stranger: piece of your body
You: But you see, this is the internet
You: OH SHIT! SOMEBODY GOT IN MY HOUSE!
You: I lost my Knife!
You: I guess I'M gonna be somebody's dinner now
You: Stupid Zombie Apocolypse!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Are you Elise from Norway?
You: Yes
Stranger: Well, that'd be awesome... : /
You: it would be, and it is, because it's true
Stranger: If it would infact be true, I would probably be so happy that I'd cry now... :p
Stranger: But I fear that as soon as I ask you to say something in Norwegian, you'd have some trouble :P
You: I can speak plenty of Norwegian!
You: Although it's my second language, My name is Elise, and I moved to Norway about 3 years ago
You: Se! Jeg snakker det nĂ¥!
Stranger: Cool, but if you were to write a more advanced sentence, you still think it would make sence in Norwegian?
You: Jeg Elise fra Norge!
Stranger: There you go... :p
Stranger: Missing one word in there
You: It is my SECOND language
Stranger: "Jeg er Elise fra Norge!"
Stranger: Ah, ok :p
Stranger: Close enough
You: So anyways, you were looking for me?
Stranger: I am indeed
You: I'm in Ringebu
Stranger: Awww, if you were in Stavanger, that'd be totally awesome...
You: Well I'm not =/
You: I'm in Ringebu
Stranger: But still, you're not the Elise I'm looking for I believe :'(
You: Aww.
You: Well, Omegle is a bad place to look for somebody anyways, it randomly pairs you up with random people
Stranger: I know
Stranger: The Elise I am looking for lives about 120 metres away from me anyways..
You: Then travel 120 metres in a random direction and you'll find her! :D
Stranger: Yea, could do that, but it's abit too late at night to do that now I suppose
Stranger: But love doesn't care what time it is I suppose... :p
You: Well, I have to go commute to Hundorp for my job, Goodbye now!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: !
You: !
You: !
Stranger: lol is this a guy or girl
You: This is a guy
Stranger: oh
You: And This is a girl
Stranger: huh
Stranger: ?
You: ...
Stranger: im confused
Stranger: how can it be a guy an girl
Stranger: are you a tranny?
You: No, I said THIS was a guy, and THIS was a grll
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: that nade sebse
Stranger: woop
Stranger: s
Stranger: i ment that made sense
You: It made nabe a lot of sebse
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i wasnt looking
Stranger: i dont needa but whatever
Stranger: ima guy too
Stranger: an you take forever to reply
You: Oh cool! I'm a girl!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hows life doogie
You: Oh man yo it's like trippingly greatastic dawg!
Stranger: oh shiet
Stranger: i feel
Stranger: you be partying and shizzlee
You: I IZ MANZ!
Stranger: u is the brest.
Stranger: no wait
Stranger: Im the brest.
You: I think we're both the Breasts Bro!
Stranger: ohhh broooooooski.
Stranger: Im the better brest
You: But that makes the breasts lop-sided
Stranger: shit happens
You: Man, this woman is gonna have hard time finding a date with her lop-sided rapping breasts
Stranger: thats more attractive, no?
Stranger: no waaay
Stranger: more options maaan
Stranger: if a dude likes big breast girls then shes the one
Stranger: if another dude likes small breast then shes also the one
You: But if a dudes OCD then he'll be repulsed!
Stranger: You're right doctor
Stranger: you on ur phone or something?
You: Plus the dude that likes big breasts would be turned off by her small breasts
You: and the dude that likes small breasts would be turned off by the big breasts
You: Also I'm using a keyboard
Stranger: oh dang
Stranger: love doctor in the house
Stranger: you know your stuffs
You: PSHH, I'm a Homomie! I know nothing about Woman!
Stranger: shieeet
Stranger: I thought I was talking to a woman expert :(
You: Nope, Quite the opposite, I'm a Bro expert!
Stranger: yay
Stranger: bromance
Stranger: I looooooove bromance.
You: Me too!
Stranger: Mind you give me some tips
Stranger: oh bro rape?
Stranger: on*
You: Well, it depends on if you're top or bottom
Stranger: I prefer top
Stranger: to be in controll
You: Then go up to the bro you be afta and look him right in da eyes and smirk, and if he doesn't swoon then he's also a top and you need to try again
You: With another bro
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: so thats why he rejected me after that partay.
Stranger: fck.
You: and if he does swoon it doesn't matter if it's consensual just get him alone and then strip him and have your way
You: with him
Stranger: where you from, doc?
You: DAH GHETTO
Stranger: Im from compton
Stranger: if you know where that is
You: I've heard da name but not da location
Stranger: oh
Stranger: its where nigguhs shoot each other to survive
You: So it's another Ghetto!
Stranger: cant go out w/o a bulletproof vest
Stranger: life is hard
You: O
You: I'd tink so bro
You: Well, I gotta go bro, Gonna watch sone True Blood!
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Friday, June 19, 2009

Omegle

Omegle is fun to troll.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi!
Stranger: hey?
You: hi!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BANANA
You: I LIKE BANANA'S! =D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi!
Stranger: youve already said that
Stranger: but ok
Stranger: hello
You: Whose Youve? are then Finnish? I'm sorry I didn't know Youve already greeted you today but I couldn't know they did.
You: Are YOU finnish? >?:O!~
Stranger: no
Stranger: butim speaking to someone finnish
You: Is Butim another one of your Finnish friends?
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: no
You: I see I see :+|
Stranger: asl?
You: A Gazzillion, Male, Earth
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: me
Stranger: A bit less, male, Earth
You: Neato!
You: You're from Eaarth... like...me... because I'm tottally...from...Earth
Stranger: sweet
You: Yeah! it's COOL to be from EE-ARTH!
You: It's also SUGGGGGGAAAAARRRRYYY!!!
You: SO IT'S SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you going to be even a bit more serious during this conversation
Stranger: ?
You: Huh?
You: I'm PLENTY serious right NOW. PRESEEENTLY!
Stranger: well if ur gonna be like that then bye
You: NO! STAY
You: I LICK YOU!
You: :~D
You: > PPPPPPPP
You: AQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: SQQUUEEEE
You: WHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: ok then
You: =D=
You: +d
You: +d
You: =D
You: |
Stranger: i think u might need to slow down on all sugary products lol
You: I onlhy eat WHOLESOME foods!
You: Never candy
You: or sugary foot
You: You're B
You: O
You: Ro
You: In
You: g
You: Boro in g
You: Bye
Then I disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ASL?
Stranger: 17 f US
You: I'm 17 M US
Stranger: cool
You:
Stranger: so what do u want to chat about?
You: Wanna Cyber?
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Stranger: ?
Stranger: what is cyber?
You: This
You: 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01101001 01110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101100 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110110 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100101 01100001 01110011 01110100 01110011 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101001 01101101 01101101 01100101 01100100 01101001 01100001 01110100 01101100 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01110010 01100110 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01100111 01110101 01110011 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01100100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110010 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110010 01101110 01111001 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110010 01101111 01110010 00100001
Stranger: hmmm seems pretty boring
You: It's actually considered sexy by some people on the interest =/
Stranger: really?
You: Yeah
Stranger: like you?
You: No, not me,
Stranger: What do you find sexy then?
You: Men
Stranger: oh
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Stranger: quel age as tu?
You: Os quen ciel fosh toe nail
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